| Jokes Title: The Definition of Politics
What politics truly means:
poli - "many"
tics - "blood-sucking creatures"
Hence, through logical deduction we come to the conclusion that all politics is "many blood-sucking creatures". * * *Title: Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat...
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
Witch and Cat
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!
Spooky Ghost
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
Pumpkin
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
Bright Pumpkin and last but not least...
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. * * *Title: Stanley Cup
Andy came to work one day, limping awfully. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."
Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."
Andy, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television." * * *Title: Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. * * *Title: Windows XP x64
Windows XP - A 64 bit upgrade to a 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition. * * * | 
